No matter how I BEG/PRAY/SAVE/SEDUCE/SLOG/CRY, I still will not get any of this for X'mas.

A iPod Classic

A Chanel J12 in White

Ticket to Paris in Singapore Airlines

A Saab 9-3 Soft Top

iMac!

Prada Shoes and Bag in Patent Leather in FANCY COLOURS

Dear God/Santas/Daddy&Mummy/Animals/Campmate,

I been a good boy/son/panda/campmate this year.
Enough said.

From,
Happy Haydn